Luther the Psychotic Bard

Luther was a human bard that was afflicted with multiple personalities... everything from being a paladin of the great high Lord Ipplepop to being a gay fashion designer, to being a gnome illusionist, to being a total "Steve Urkel" styled nerd.

He had just stolen an armful of flasks of alchemist's fire, and was attempting to climb a cliff with 10 of them in his backpack. He slipped and fell, falling onto his back from a height of 20 feet... and all of the alchemist fire went off...

At -27 hit points, the ashes of the former Luther blew away into the sunset.